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this on the phone.
| Me: | Do you want to fuck Justin Bieber? |
| CN: | The one with the hair? |
| Me: | Yeah. |
| CN: | Oh yeah. She's hot. |
Apparently, if you hate pooping, and have trouble.
You should masturbate after every time you poop, to reward yourself. So, maybe you’ll wanna poop next time.
I’ve just gotta question…
Who the fuck hates pooping?
Seriously.
Pooping is fucking awesome.
MICHAEL, OH MY GOD.
I swear, if my nana wasn’t in this room sleeping
i’d be screaming-laughing.
-zoso- replied to your post: albums by placheeso
WITHOUT CHEESE I’M NOTHING I AM CRYING STOPWITHOUT CHEESE I’M NOTHING FEAT. DAVID CHEESIE
Someone send all of this to Placebo…
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robertbowiebuttsex.
Oh my god that’s…uh, an interesting Tumblr name.
50 Cent was in my dream last night
He lived with me and I was angry at him because he had 15 cars in the parking lot and I couldn’t get my car out. & the lord was testing me because my car was pure shit and his were all sexy and all this & he kept saying he was going to move them but never did & I was like 50 CENT I WILL BURN YOUR METALS IN A GIANT PIT OF FIRE LIKE IN THE TERMINATOR OKAY
& then he still didn’t do it & so I woke up.
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doriandawes replied to your post:To replace one word in a band’s name with “BONER”,
Placeboner?
Place boner
"I pulled my pants down once and tried to take a shit on stage as a protest to an audience who thought we were a ska band. We were thrown out at gunpoint. It was the West Coast in the early ’80s. We were, in fact, opening for a ska band."
(Source: crumbler)
hahaha oh man
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